This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Horn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments…
Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What has one horn and provides milk? A dairy lorry.
Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
What’s the difference between a Scout and a horn maintenance person? One says “Be Prepared” and the other “Beep Repaired”.
I saw a cow with one horn. I think it was a moo-nicorn.
Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn.
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