This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Desert Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws…
If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.
Got a new eco-friendly suit made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.
What carol is heard in the desert? O Camel Ye Faithful…
I keep seeing jokes written in the desert. Think it’s the Comic Sands.
Saw someone casting spells in the desert. I think it was the sand witch.
After dinner, I ordered the desert. The sand was quite hard to swallow.
Dropped an omelette in the desert in California. Turned into a San Diego.
Went to a trendy shop in the desert last night. It was a Store In A Cool Dry Place.
Humour about the desert is often very dry.
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