This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Credit Card Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Found out the best way to stop a bull charging in a China shop is to take away his credit card.
Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?”
My bank manager doesn’t give my business ideas the credit they deserve.
What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire? Bernadette.
I knew my bank was in trouble when I tried to use my credit card and was told “insufficient funds”, and it wasn’t on my side…
I wondered what credit card my local vicar used, then I realised it’s PrayPal.
My credit card PIN is easy to remember, it’s the last four digits of pi.
Nice to see my credit card company complementing me on my fitness. They told me my balance was outstanding.
Amazingly there is still a nation where the president doesn’t allow credit card or electronic payments. It is a Cheque Republic.
Some say credit cards are so thin now they are two dimensional, but mine still has three, length, width and debt.
Decided not to use my credit card at night. I don’t like to be a loan in the dark.
I thought about abandoning my credit cards and going back to cash but I don’t like change.
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