Month: September 2024

Cinnamon Jokes

I thought there was a different smell in my cupboard today, then I realised the nutmeg and cinnamon have been there for so long they've become Old Spice.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cinnamon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Orange fizzy drinks are so much better when you put a piece of cinnamon into them. Fanta stick. Found a cinnamon stick who knew a lot about stocks and shares. Apparently it… Continue reading Cinnamon Jokes

Beach Jokes

Saw an omelette on a beach in California. Turned out to be a sandy eggo.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Beach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think it’s the Comic Sands. I asked some rocks and pebbles on the beach how rough they were. The sand said it was fine.… Continue reading Beach Jokes

Thief Jokes

Met someone who keeps stealing liquorice. Takes all sorts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thief Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend has a trophy for being the “best thief”. Although he didn’t actually win the competition… Friend of mine used to take a bit of pride in his job. He was… Continue reading Thief Jokes

Letter Jokes

Applied to university for a degree in origami and got my acceptance letter today. I don't know what to make of it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Letter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The word queue is just the letter q with a series of other letters waiting silently in a line. Applied to university for a degree in origami and got my acceptance letter… Continue reading Letter Jokes