Month: July 2025

Review Jokes

Saw a huge green superhero who only provides arguments from peer reviewed science journals. The credible hulk.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of review Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… or any guarantee of a five star review. I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that… Continue reading Review Jokes

Bleach Jokes

What does Dolly Parton use instead of bleach in her pool? Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine chlorine.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bleach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ll tell you an industry that’s going down the toilet: Bleach. Don’t combine bleach with vinegar, it’s an oxidant waiting to happen. A group of cleaners I know have started a surf… Continue reading Bleach Jokes

Chest Jokes

What says "chest, chest, chest, chest?" A Tyrannosaurus signing "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Chest Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of my plan to conker the nation. A friend has covered his head and chest in tattoos of… Continue reading Chest Jokes

Court Jokes

Lost a court case when the judge called me egotistical. I'm appealing.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Court Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Rumour has it that all the judges aspire to go to play basketball on top of the local skyscraper. It’s the highest court in the country. Two teams of engineers were arguing… Continue reading Court Jokes