This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of sleep jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.… Continue reading Sleep Jokes
Month: July 2019
Wifi Jokes
This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Wifi jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and a rash. At least his wifi is better with all the hot spots. Tried to… Continue reading Wifi Jokes
Pillow Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of pillow jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued. Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow… Continue reading Pillow Jokes
Whale Jokes
This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of whale jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you get two whales in a car? Down the M4 then over the Severn Bridge. How would you work out how heavy a whale… Continue reading Whale Jokes