Month: July 2019

Sleep Jokes

I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of sleep jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.… Continue reading Sleep Jokes

Wifi Jokes

Tried to use the WiFi in my local cafe and just got lots on photos of beef stew on my laptop. Turned out to be a wireless hotpot.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Wifi jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and a rash. At least his wifi is better with all the hot spots.   Tried to… Continue reading Wifi Jokes

Pillow Jokes

Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my pillow. Think I was sleepwoking again.

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of pillow jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.   Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow… Continue reading Pillow Jokes

Whale Jokes

I went to a sea mammal themed fancy dress party as a whale and got chatting to someone dressed as a dolphin. We just clicked.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of whale jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       How do you get two whales in a car? Down the M4 then over the Severn Bridge.   How would you work out how heavy a whale… Continue reading Whale Jokes