This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of whale jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
How do you get two whales in a car? Down the M4 then over the Severn Bridge.
How would you work out how heavy a whale is? You would take it to a whale weigh station….
I was going to put my dolphin in the bath but it’s not fit for porpoise.
Saw a group of whale musicians recently. They were part of an orca-stra.
I know a whale who goes to church for religious porpoises.
I went to a sea mammal themed fancy dress party as a whale and got chatting to someone dressed as a dolphin. We just clicked.
Why do whales like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze.
Someone told me that whales could squirt ink, then I realised they were just squidding.
How did the squid make the whale laugh? With ten tickles.
What’s the best thing to do with a blue whale? Cheer it up.
If you like these whale jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.