This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of pillow jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.
Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow last night. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.
A friend’s dog swallowed a pillow. The vet has described its condition as comfortable
Dreamt I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.
Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my pillow. Think I was sleepwoking again.
A friend of mine keeps a ruler on his pillow to see how long he sleeps for.
I bought some memory foam pillows but I’ve forgotten where I left them.
If you challenged Death to a pillow fight instead of a game of chess, what would the reaper cushions be?
Interested in these new corduroy pillow cases. They’ve been making headlines.
If you like these pillow jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.