This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Wifi jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and a rash. At least his wifi is better with all the hot spots.
Tried to use the WiFi in my local cafe and just got lots on photos of beef stew on my laptop. Turned out to be a wireless hotpot.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said “Sshhhhhh!” I asked “is that all lower case?”
Changed my wifi password to MilkyTea, but apparently that’s too weak.
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.
Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s wifi password. 1forrest1
I changed my Wifi password to 244466666 so when someone asks, I can say it is 123456.
I changed my wifi password to BeefStew but the computer told me it wasn’t Stroganoff.
Kept trying “DangerZone” as the wifi password, but apparently I’ve had too many Loggins attempts.
Asked the barman what the wifi password was. He said “First you need to buy a drink”. I bought a beer, and asked again. He said “First you need to buy a drink, all lower case, no spaces”.
If you like these wifi jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.