Month: January 2021

Journalism Jokes

They found out it was proper gander

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Journalism Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop. A friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through… Continue reading Journalism Jokes

Tribute Band Jokes

then they lost their edge

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tribute Band Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone.… Continue reading Tribute Band Jokes

Steps Jokes

Steps were taken to turn it into a bungalow

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Steps Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       When I started my job at the ladder company, I wanted to get right to the top, one step at a time. Saw the Spanish Steps the… Continue reading Steps Jokes

Calendar Jokes

Someone has removed the fifth month from all of my calendars

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calendar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colours. It’s the highlight of my day. I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery… Continue reading Calendar Jokes

Resolution Jokes

My resolution is to cure my fear of New Year and get over my Auld Langxiety.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Resolution Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and wishing that your troubles are as short lived as your New Year resolutions.       My new years resolution is to get a Velcro wall and I plan on sticking… Continue reading Resolution Jokes

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