Month: November 2018

Fridge Jokes

Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light up when he opened it.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Fridge Jokes, so here are some that might leave you feeling a bit cold. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light… Continue reading Fridge Jokes

Quiz Jokes

One of my friends didn't show up for the pub quiz, so we called a statistician we know to make up the numbers.

This week saw me meeting up with a group of friends – one of whom is a regular reader of these jokes – for our regular pub quiz, and I thought that quiz jokes would be a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity… Continue reading Quiz Jokes

Rugby Jokes

A friend of mine is a scrum half but be will never make it as a senior member of the legal profession. He’s far too quick to judge.

We’ve had pages on various sports and hobbies before, so here are some rugby jokes, that may be just a bit trying… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but hopefully you will soon be a conversion to this type of humour…. And of course, when you’ve seen one rugby joke,… Continue reading Rugby Jokes

Nut jokes

What’s yellow, smells of almonds and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan.

It’s November, and the season of nuts in the UK, so as I have spent the last few weeks munching through hazel nuts, walnuts, peanuts and the like, here are some nut jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.… Continue reading Nut jokes

Turnip Jokes

Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe.

We’ve just had Halloween, and although the current trend is for Jack O’Lanterns made out of pumpkins, the traditional option was the turnip. Growing up in Northern Ireland, I had many attempts at carving a turnip, and it takes a lot more effort than a pumpkin. Not only that, but the smell of a turnip… Continue reading Turnip Jokes