You should have seen his face light up when he opened it

Fridge Jokes

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Fridge Jokes, so here are some that might leave you feeling a bit cold. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light up when he opened it.


I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.


Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive. Turned out just to be the chive talking.


Why did the chap throw the contents of his fridge out of the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.


It was so frosty this morning that I opened the fridge to heat the house.


I was upset when my freezer stopped working, but it’s all just water under the fridge now.


Got a great fridge magnet. So far it’s got me seven new fridges.


Started a new job recently. Great so far, but my colleagues have this curious habit of giving food names and putting it in the fridge.


Bought a fridge from Craig David. It’s not much use, it only chills on Sunday.


I know someone who made his fortune selling household appliances. He’s a fridge magnate.


and a few classics from my childhood…

How does an elephant hide in your fridge? He paints the bottom of his feet yellow and floats upside down int he custard.

Have you ever found a elephant in your fridge? No? Works, doesn’t it?

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter…




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