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Shoe Jokes

What is made of leather, a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

I have oddly had lots of shoe based conversations in the last few days, so this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoe Jokes (thanks Tim & Aimee). As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to the filling station this morning for petrol.… Continue reading Shoe Jokes

Map Jokes

I got a pair of trousers with a map of the London Underground on them. I've had to change twice already.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is map jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but hopefully they will help you find your way through.       I love my map. I’d be lost without it.   Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen.… Continue reading Map Jokes

Tooth Jokes

I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity….     I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.   A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then… Continue reading Tooth Jokes

Trouser Jokes

I saw a sign outside a shop saying “50% off Men’s Trousers”. Turned out they were selling shorts.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Was in a hurry so tried pressing… Continue reading Trouser Jokes

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