Month: April 2018

Grass Jokes

"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden" said the man looking forlorn.

With Spring well under way, the grass cutting has started again, and that’s given me a topic for this week’s puns and one liners.  Here are some grass jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the… Continue reading Grass Jokes

Mouse Jokes

Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn't say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of mouse jokes, and appropriately enough, at least some of them are rather cheesy. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in a trap.   What do angry… Continue reading Mouse Jokes

Banking Jokes

A friend's business "Cooking with Spices" has not been successful. His bank have called in the bay leafs.

This week’s puns and one liners are based on the theme of banking jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow.  … Continue reading Banking Jokes

Acting Jokes

How do you find actor Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the Fresh Prints.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of Acting Jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to a big reunion the other week. Tom Hanks turned up.   An actor I know fell through the floor recently. I think it is just a stage… Continue reading Acting Jokes