Grass Jokes

"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden" said the man looking forlorn.

With Spring well under way, the grass cutting has started again, and that’s given me a topic for this week’s puns and one liners.  Here are some grass jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the… Continue reading Grass Jokes