Month: March 2019

Shaving Jokes

A friend told me that they used milk instead of shaving foam. "Pasteurised?" "No, just around my chin".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of shaving jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.   What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a moostache.   I tried to shave with a bic… Continue reading Shaving Jokes

Ear Jokes

A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.… Continue reading Ear Jokes

Alarm Jokes

Earth wind and fire

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of alarm jokes, which of course come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Went to a fancy dress party as an alarm clock. Got really irritated, everyone was winding me up.   They had to evacuate a local festival when… Continue reading Alarm Jokes

Jigsaw Jokes

Went to a fancy dress party as a jigsaw piece but didn’t like it. I just didn’t fit in.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of jigsaw jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was so tired this morning that after half an hour trying to do a jigsaw of a tiger, I realised it was actually a packet of Frosties.  … Continue reading Jigsaw Jokes

Moon Jokes

The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, it's full...

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of moon jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.   I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon… Continue reading Moon Jokes