This week’s puns and one liners take the form of jigsaw jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was so tired this morning that after half an hour trying to do a jigsaw of a tiger, I realised it was actually a packet of Frosties.
Friend of mine tried to finish a jigsaw and realised he’d accidentally swallowed part of it. He’s trying to find his inner piece.
Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. Had fallen asleep on my jigsaw.
Someone hit me over the head with a jigsaw the other day. I’m still piecing the evidence together.
I like all sorts of puzzles, like jigsaws and crosswords, but dot to dots are where I draw the line.
Delighted to finish my jigsaw in only three weeks when the label on it says 12-24 months.
Went to a fancy dress party as a jigsaw piece but didn’t like it. I just didn’t fit in.
Jigsaws can be fragile things. They always end up going to pieces.
I always find completed jigsaws to be quite relaxing. Very piece-full.
Found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today and I’ve no idea where it came from. It’s a bit of a puzzle.
If you like these jigsaw jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.