This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of moon jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.
I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other. E-clips.
How do you make a werewolf stew? Leave him waiting for the full moon.
What do you call in insect on the moon? A lunar tick.
How does the Man In The Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Went to a party on the moon once. Didn’t really like it, no atmosphere.
I suspect the moon wasn’t hungry last night. It looked full.
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor.
The man in the moon is bald, as he has no ‘air.
The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, it’s full…
If you like these moon jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.