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Jacket Jokes

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Jacket Jokes, which as always come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.

 

Took my jacket potato to the dentist. It needed a filling.

 

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in suede jackets.

 

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my jacket.

 

A friend of mine has this odd fear of spiders in rainproof jackets. Anoraknaphobia.

 

A friend of mine has bought a moped and is wearing a jacket with a logo from “The Who” on the back. He’s having a mod life crisis.

 

Bought a new jacket the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer.

 

My new jacket is reversible, as it turns out.

 

Got a new jacket recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me.

 

I was driving along the road when a policeman drove up beside me and shouted “pull over”! I replied “actually, it’s my new jacket but thank you for noticing”.

 
 
 

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