Jacket Jokes

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Jacket Jokes, which as always come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.

 

Took my jacket potato to the dentist. It needed a filling.

 

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in suede jackets.

 

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my jacket.

 

A friend of mine has this odd fear of spiders in rainproof jackets. Anoraknaphobia.

 

A friend of mine has bought a moped and is wearing a jacket with a logo from “The Who” on the back. He’s having a mod life crisis.

 

Bought a new jacket the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer.

 

My new jacket is reversible, as it turns out.

 

Got a new jacket recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me.

 

I was driving along the road when a policeman drove up beside me and shouted “pull over”! I replied “actually, it’s my new jacket but thank you for noticing”.

 
 
 

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