Plane Jokes

Bought a new plane the other day. Disappointed that they wouldn't let me keep the hangar.

We have had one liners about other forms of transport before, and this week, the topic for the puns is plane jokes, so hopefully these will get off to a flying start. As normal, don’t expect them to take off with too much hilarity or originality…       Just saw an aircraft made of… Continue reading Plane Jokes

Field jokes

I saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, "That doesn't look poplar".

No particular reason for the topic this week, but this page of one liners and puns is all about field jokes.  As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.  And these are not outstanding in their field…     Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going to… Continue reading Field jokes

Interim Management Jokes

Another friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.

I’ve posted jokes on various topics and sometimes do get requests. My colleague Martin suggested a topic of interim management for this week’s one liners, which is rather specific, but I think there are a few out there… As normal, these Interim Management Jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality.      … Continue reading Interim Management Jokes

Firework Jokes

Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket this year. He's over the moon.

This week saw the 5th November, when in England the Gunpowder Plot of 1605 is remembered with fireworks and bonfires, so the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is firework jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality or hilarity; some of these are probably older than the Gunpowder Plot…     I’m good at… Continue reading Firework Jokes