Field jokes

I saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, "That doesn't look poplar".
I saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, "That doesn't look poplar".

No particular reason for the topic this week, but this page of one liners and puns is all about field jokes.  As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.  And these are not outstanding in their field…

 

 

Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going to say that”.

 

Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other “do you like music?” The other replies “Yes, I’m a big heavy metal fan”.

 

I went into a friend’s field the other day and found a Land Rover. That was a nice Discovery.

 

A local farmer helped me in to his field to camp with a step over his fence. I like his stile.

 

A friend of mine thought that the local farmer was a magician because he heard that he had turned his cows into a field.

 

A farmer friend of mine got his tractor stuck. He drove it into a magnetic field.

 

Two cows in a field on a cold winter’s night. One cow says to the other, “I don’t know about you but I’m fresian”.

 

I spent 24 hours in a meadow once. Had a field day.

 

What did the duck say in the quantum field? Quark.

 

Nine cows in a field, which one is from the Middle East? Cow eight.

 

I saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, “That doesn’t look poplar”.

 

 

 

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