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Quality Jokes

Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quality Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Spell check: Quality control for wizards. My next door neighbour has a green triangular house. My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house. And the people across the road have… Continue reading Quality Jokes

Orange Jokes

Someone told me "nothing rhymes with orange". I said, "no it doesn't".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Orange Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A… Continue reading Orange Jokes

Lead Jokes

A new bike company makes really heavy wheels, their lead spokesman told me.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lead Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine did an awful version of an 80s Classic at karaoke. It went down like 99 lead balloons. The lead of a pencil has been discovered that may have… Continue reading Lead Jokes

Sausage Jokes

Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sausage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a sausage sandwich. Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their… Continue reading Sausage Jokes

Bandwidth Jokes

Wondered how big the stage needs to be at the Download Festival. Apparently it depends on the bandwidth.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bandwidth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Wondered how big the stage needs to be at the Download Festival. Apparently it depends on the bandwidth. A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and… Continue reading Bandwidth Jokes

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