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Electric Jokes

Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.

I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking…       Saw a bull caught in an electric… Continue reading Electric Jokes

Philosophy Jokes

Apparently Karl Marx's toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I got the first one liner below in my head yesterday and seemed to tell it over and over again, so it seemed that a good topic for this week’s puns is philosophy jokes.  Of course these words of wisdom may not contain originality or humour….       Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music… Continue reading Philosophy Jokes

Tea Jokes

I used to think the film Alien was about making a cup of tea. “I can’t open this milk!” “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”

I was having a cup of tea thinking about what might make a good topic for a page of one liners for this week, and drew inspiration from that particular beverage.  So, here are a series of tea jokes, although they may provide less relaxation than a cuppa, and are unlikely to hold much hilarity… Continue reading Tea Jokes

Clown Jokes

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, "what a nice jester".

Last weekend was Halloween and my costume for this year was that of a clown, and perhaps a rather scary one. It was suggested that this would be a good topic for some one liners, so here are a few clown jokes. Don’t expect them to be too funny or original….       Did… Continue reading Clown Jokes

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