Month: March 2014

Photography Jokes

I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.

You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that.  Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come… Continue reading Photography Jokes

Holiday Jokes

Going for a budget version of a holiday to Derbyshire this year. Staying in the Off Peak District.

This week’s collection of bad puns and one-liners takes the form of holiday jokes, or at least some puns about travel and destinations. I do hope that you enjoy… Of course, they come with the usual caveats of no guarantee of funniness or originality.       Saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It… Continue reading Holiday Jokes

Colour Jokes

I went to the doctor and said "I keep dreaming my eyes change colour". He said "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

Happy Friday everyone (if you are reading this on a Friday).  The topic of this week’s puns and one-liners is colour jokes, and I hope that you enjoy this collection of colourful comments and witticisms.  As always, no guarantee of originality or funniness…       I went to the doctor and said “I keep… Continue reading Colour Jokes

Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves rather than feet? Because they lactose.

For some bizarre reason, cows have been quite a theme for me this week, and as such, the appropriate theme for this week’s puns seemed to be cow jokes. I had a relatively recent encounter with some cows, there are some details here.   These come as always with no guarantee of funniness or originality…… Continue reading Cow Jokes