Photography Jokes

I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.

You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that.  Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come… Continue reading Photography Jokes

Holiday Jokes

Going for a budget version of a holiday to Derbyshire this year. Staying in the Off Peak District.

This week’s collection of bad puns and one-liners takes the form of holiday jokes, or at least some puns about travel and destinations. I do hope that you enjoy… Of course, they come with the usual caveats of no guarantee of funniness or originality.       Saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It… Continue reading Holiday Jokes

Dog Jokes

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable.   Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy,… Continue reading Dog Jokes

241543903, The number for a head in the freezer

I was talking to a colleague today who mentioned that he had recently bought a freezer, so I asked him if he had google 241543903. This confused him, until he did Google that number, which answered his question as to why I had enquired, but in its own way, created more questions than it answered.… Continue reading 241543903, The number for a head in the freezer