You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that. Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come with the usual caveats about no guarantee of being either funny or original. I hope that you don’t think all of these jokes are becoming over exposed now….
Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.
How does Santa take photos? With his North Polearoid.
Photography is a developing hobby.
A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.
If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.
When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.
A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.
I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.
We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.
I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
…and one for my fellow Canon camera users. A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon. The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.
Last week’s Holiday jokes are here.
If you like these book jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.