Month: February 2016

Hotel Jokes

The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, it's full...

I’ve spent the week in Spain at Formula One Winter Testing, so after a week in a hotel, a series of hotel jokes seems a good idea for this week’s one liners and puns. Don’t expect these to come with too much hilarity or originality…       A chap checks into a hotel, and… Continue reading Hotel Jokes

Garden Jokes

Why is Hulk such a good gardener? He's got green fingers.

It may be frosty weather here at the moment, but it won’t be long until spring is here, the grass needs cut and we are back in our gardens enjoying nature and outdoor living, so here are a few garden jokes to get you ready. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Garden Jokes

Owl Jokes

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of owl jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality from this collection of hooters…. Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo. What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl. Why do… Continue reading Owl Jokes

Sock Jokes

I've got an odd sock. It's like a glove and has room for seven toes.

For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.       Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep.   Friend kept going on about… Continue reading Sock Jokes