room for seven toes

Sock Jokes

For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.




Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep.


Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer. I told them to put a sock in it.


Who is the most famous footwear philosopher? Sockrates


I was going to dump all my socks, but I got cold feet.


Did well at strip poker the other night. I played my socks off.


I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks but I’ve lost one.


I’ve got an odd sock. It’s like a glove and has room for seven toes.


Who asked if it was better for a sock to be or not to be? Sockspeare


What did the hat say to the sock? “I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot”.


Saw an offer saying “buy one get one free. Whilst socks last”.


What sort of socks do pirates wear? Arrrgyle




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