I was staring at my laptop thinking about what could be this week’s page of one liners, and the idea of laptop jokes sprung to mind. I hope as always that you like these, and give the caveat that they may not be either the funniest or most original jokes that you read today….
My laptop keeps playing “Someone Like You”. It’s a Dell.
Got an Apple Mac. Now I can take my apples out in the rain without them getting wet.
Used to be in a band called the No Memory Laptop. We didn’t have any gigs.
Benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts.
Why are laptops like air conditioning units? They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
Wasn’t so hard to crack Forrest Gump’s laptop password. 1forrest1.
My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
A friend has replaced his laptop with his best ever bargain of an abacus with no beads for £1. Surely that doesn’t count?
Worried about my laptop overheating so I turned off the firewall.
Dropped a really big crumb on my laptop keyboard. Nothing to worry about, though, it’s under Ctrl.
Was going to plug my laptop into my hi-fi but was worried I might end up stereotyping.
Last week’s baggage jokes are here.
If you like these laptop jokes, have a look over here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.