Month: June 2019

Bill Jokes

A friend didn't pay his bill after someone removed the ghosts from his house and ended up being repossessed.

We don’t normally like getting bills, but hopefully these bill jokes will raise a smile. As always they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a new sofa recently and it comes with three years free credit. Great news for my phone bill.   Managed to cut my bills in… Continue reading Bill Jokes

Bat Jokes

I saw Batman shampoo in the local supermarket. Can't understand why they aren't selling conditioner Gordon.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of bat jokes. AS normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       How does Dracula find his way around Transylvania? He uses Bat Nav.   A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his… Continue reading Bat Jokes

Manual Jokes

For sale: Midwife manuals. (Can deliver)

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of manual jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       Finally found the instruction manual that tells me why my alarm clock rings. It’s about time.   I’m looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but… Continue reading Manual Jokes

Square Jokes

The reason square photographs look so good is they know all the right angles.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of square jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I left a plant in my school’s maths class room, but it grew square roots.   The great thing about my obsession with toast is that I still get… Continue reading Square Jokes