Month: April 2019

Crossword Jokes

The first rule of Crossword Club is (3,4,4,5,9,4).

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of crossword jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over & say “7 up is Lemonade” I like all sorts of puzzles, like jigsaws and crosswords, but dot to… Continue reading Crossword Jokes

Element Jokes

The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.

This week’s series of puns and one liners take the form of element jokes about the various members of the periodic table. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.   Gold walked into a bar.… Continue reading Element Jokes

Utensil Jokes

A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It's shaped like a corkscrew.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of utensil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Found a fork in the road the other day. It was outside my local chip shop. I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining. Woke… Continue reading Utensil Jokes

Zebra Jokes

The zookeeper told me I wasn't allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.

Right to the end of the alphabet for this week’s page of puns and one liners, which are on the theme of zebra jokes, with no mention of anything being black and white and red all over… And of course, they come with the normal warning of no guarantee of hilarity or originality.    … Continue reading Zebra Jokes