Utensil Jokes

A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It's shaped like a corkscrew.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of utensil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Found a fork in the road the other day. It was outside my local chip shop.   I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my… Continue reading Utensil Jokes

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