Month: January 2017

Curtain Jokes

I got curtains for my PC the other day. Well, it has windows...

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone.   Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to… Continue reading Curtain Jokes

Construction Jokes

Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing "You can't touch this".

Following on from last week’s paint jokes, this week’s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       Always convinced myself that my friend wasn’t taking things from local building sites, but when I look back now, the signs were there.  … Continue reading Construction Jokes

Paint Jokes

Saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church ceiling. Cycleangelo.

A conversation this week about a Pun Of The Day conversation ended up with us talking about Paint Jokes, so here are some one liners on that topic. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…       What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.   A bald friend painted rabbits on his… Continue reading Paint Jokes

Pie Jokes

Bloke down the pub sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated.

A colleague this week told me about his time working in a pie factory, and his witty anecdotes helped me chose a topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some pie jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       The local pie shop almost never closes.… Continue reading Pie Jokes