well it has windows

Curtain Jokes

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone.


Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to see that all the furniture was real though.


I got curtains for my PC the other day. Well, it has windows…


I was ironing the curtains recently when I fell out of the window.


I’ve got a couple of friends who install blinds. Curt & Rod.


A friend got chased into a haunted blinds shop, but we saved him from curtain death…


I wrote a story once about a ripped curtain. It’s saved in my drafts.


How do you know that there is an elephant hiding in your bath? You can’t close the shower curtain.


…and the classic…


Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Pull yourself together….


You’ll notice I didn’t go for the Annette Curtain pun.  It’s a real name, as reported by the BBC…




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