police think it was the work of rug addicts

Bath Jokes

This week’s collection of one linersĀ and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…




A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.


Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.


The best way to defeat Spider-Man is to put him in the bath and watch him trying to get out.


Got a job cleaning the streets. Just got to get Mike Skinner out of the bath.


I was going to keep my dolphin in the bath but it’s not fit for porpoise.


Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know mine was electric.


Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the bath mats. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.


Dropped my phone in the bath. It’s syncing.


Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.


Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.




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