a friend of mine is a carpet fitter

Wall Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…



I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred.


I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There was no plaque on the wall.


A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall.


A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time.


A friend of mine hurt himself trying to jump over a wall whilst dressed as a clown. It was his own stupid vault.


Do you know what drives me up the wall? Stair lifts.


I’ve invented a device that allows you to see straight through walls. It’s called a window.


I’d tell you a joke about a twenty foot wall, but you’d never get over it.


What did the painter say to the wall? I’ve got you covered.


How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.




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