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Guitar Jokes

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them.


A friend asked me if I could play Wonderwall by Oasis on the guitar. I said, “maybe”.


I used to be in a very heavy metal band. I played a lead guitar.


A friend is in a sea themed rock band. He’s going to tuna guitar.


Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.


Someone told me they would chase after me whilst playing guitar. I asked, “is that a fret?”


Asked a friend why he was licking his guitar. He said he had a good taste in music.


Saw an advert for a really quiet guitar on eBay. No strings attached.


A chap with a guitar case at Heathrow Airport asks a man on the underground, “how do I get to the Royal Albert Hall?” The man answers, “practice”.


How do you know when there’s a bass guitarist at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.




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