The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.
Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.
My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.
Saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church ceiling. Cycleangelo.
A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.
Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent…
Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery. He woke up in a world of pain.
I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic. Sails have hit the roof.
Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.
Started a new job as a roofer but spilt my coffee all over the tiles. The boss says it’s ok, I can wipe the slate clean.
I’ve got a friend who travels around on the roof of his Honda. He does it on his own Accord.
I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
Last week’s guitar jokes are here.
If you like these roof jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.