Sand Jokes

My bucket list: sand, ice, water.
My bucket list: sand, ice, water.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sand Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”.

I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think it’s the Comic Sands.

What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws…

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved.

I was going to make an egg timer with herbs instead of sand but I ran out of thyme.

My bucket list: sand, ice, water.

I asked some rocks and pebbles on the beach how rough they were. The sand said it was fine.

It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, sand and gravel. It’s all about cementics.

Tried to plant an orchard in sandy ground but it was fruitless.

I keep a bucket of sand, gravel and gravel for sedimental reasons.

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