Month: August 2025

Fang Jokes

Someone asked me if I wanted to join a long line to get vampire teeth. I said "no fang queue".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne. A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp fangs”. The doctor says, “have… Continue reading Fang Jokes

Boulder Jokes

Thought I found a boulder made of gold in Antigua, turned out to be Pyrites of the Caribbean.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to be afraid of rock climbing, now I feel a little boulder. Tyrannosauruses used to break up larger boulders with dino-mite. I used to wonder how Sisyphus would cope with… Continue reading Boulder Jokes

Bowl Jokes

"Holey Metal Bowl, Batman!" "It's called a colander, Robin"

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bowl Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a high pitched noise from the lemon in my fruit bowl. I think it was a pip squeak. If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls?… Continue reading Bowl Jokes

Business Plan Jokes

Couldn't get out of the bank after presenting by new business plan. Apparently I didn't have an exit strategy.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Business Plan Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took my business plan to open a colander factory to the bank manager, but he said it was full of holes. My business plan for flying pastries didn’t work. I couldn’t… Continue reading Business Plan Jokes

Pattern Jokes

I get these visions of knitting designs in my head sometimes. I'm just sensing a pattern.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of pattern Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone locally keeps going around and stealing people’s knitting. Police think he is following a pattern Different sleep patterns: light sleep when you wake easily, heavy sleep when you sleep through noise,… Continue reading Pattern Jokes