Month: February 2026

Flush Jokes

Saw a man in a military uniform flushing the toilets here. Apparently he's the loo tenant.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flush Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern. What did one toilet say to the other? “You look a bit flushed”. I think… Continue reading Flush Jokes

Soup Jokes

"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." "Why?" "Sometimes…"

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soup Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Wasn’t impressed by my calamari soup. It was a bit of a damp squid. I’ve got a series of soup recipes. Do you want the detailed pages, or just the condensed version?… Continue reading Soup Jokes

Archaeology Jokes

Archaeologists have no need for Tinder. They already have the best dating techniques.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Archaeology Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve just seen a archaeologist sat in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating. My friend’s career is in ruins. He’s an archaeologist. A friend of… Continue reading Archaeology Jokes

Porridge Jokes

Goldilocks didn't actually like the porridge when she found it because it was bearly cooked.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Porridge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… It’s fine to eat porridge that fell on the floor if you follow the five second gruel. I mixed curry power with my oats and made courage. My porridge tried joining a… Continue reading Porridge Jokes