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Night Jokes

I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was "What are you looking at?"

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Night Jokes.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night. He was playing against the police curling team.   Had a night out with a group… Continue reading Night Jokes

Offal Jokes

Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load of tripe to me.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of offal jokes.  Some would say that plenty of the jokes here are at least a bit offal.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs.  That sounds like a load… Continue reading Offal Jokes

Shark Jokes

Last night I thought I was being chased by a shark. This morning, I realised it was just a bream.

This week’s puns and one liners is inspired by a former colleague, Andy, who spends time in the office interviewing people with a plastic puppet called Bruce The Shark. So, here are some shark jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     What do you get if you cross… Continue reading Shark Jokes

Scissor Jokes

Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.

This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.   I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut.… Continue reading Scissor Jokes

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