Scissor Jokes

Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.

This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.   I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut.… Continue reading Scissor Jokes