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Jewellery Jokes

Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jewellery Jokes, although don’t expect to find too many gems in here.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.   My girlfriend wasn’t happy… Continue reading Jewellery Jokes

Flower Jokes

Apparently it's good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots.

In this beautiful spring weather, what better a subject for one liners and puns than flower jokes, so here are a few for you. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A teacher asked a class “How do you spell chrysanthemum?”. The reply comes “Don’t worry, we don’t… Continue reading Flower Jokes

Elvis Jokes

Stayed in an Elvis themed hotel. The restaurant is for people who Love Meat Tender.

Going through some old pages, I spotted that Elvis comes up frequently, so here are lots of those puns and one liners collated as a collection of Elvis jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….     I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in… Continue reading Elvis Jokes

Carpet Jokes

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes, so they should cover quite a lot… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall.   Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets… Continue reading Carpet Jokes

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