This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jewellery Jokes, although don’t expect to find too many gems in here. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring. My girlfriend wasn’t happy… Continue reading Jewellery Jokes
Month: May 2018
Flower Jokes
In this beautiful spring weather, what better a subject for one liners and puns than flower jokes, so here are a few for you. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A teacher asked a class “How do you spell chrysanthemum?”. The reply comes “Don’t worry, we don’t… Continue reading Flower Jokes
Elvis Jokes
Going through some old pages, I spotted that Elvis comes up frequently, so here are lots of those puns and one liners collated as a collection of Elvis jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…. I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in… Continue reading Elvis Jokes
Carpet Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes, so they should cover quite a lot… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets… Continue reading Carpet Jokes