Flower Jokes

Apparently it's good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots.

In this beautiful spring weather, what better a subject for one liners and puns than flower jokes, so here are a few for you. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A teacher asked a class “How do you spell chrysanthemum?”. The reply comes “Don’t worry, we don’t… Continue reading Flower Jokes