Tag: flower

Rose Jokes

I saw a sheep dog with a rose in its mouth. It was a collie flower.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rose Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Pleased at our choice of celebrity to open our jumble sale. Axl Rose made everyone feel welcome. I wondered what type of seed you needed to grow a glowing rose, then I… Continue reading Rose Jokes

Flower Jokes

Apparently it's good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots.

In this beautiful spring weather, what better a subject for one liners and puns than flower jokes, so here are a few for you. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A teacher asked a class “How do you spell chrysanthemum?”. The reply comes “Don’t worry, we don’t… Continue reading Flower Jokes