Carpet Jokes

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes, so they should cover quite a lot… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall.   Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets… Continue reading Carpet Jokes