Hat Jokes

Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora.

This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.”   I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes

Ship jokes

Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.

I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original…       Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.   I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes

Book Jokes

I'm looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only has manuals.

Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes.    These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty.  I hope you like them anyway…       A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes

Vampire Jokes

One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of vampire jokes, which begs the comment, “they really do suck”…  As normal, the jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality….       On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.   If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair?  … Continue reading Vampire Jokes