This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.” I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes
Month: April 2014
Ship jokes
I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes
Book Jokes
Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes. These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty. I hope you like them anyway… A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes
Vampire Jokes
This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of vampire jokes, which begs the comment, “they really do suck”… As normal, the jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…. On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary. If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair? … Continue reading Vampire Jokes