Vampire Jokes

One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of vampire jokes, which begs the comment, “they really do suck”…  As normal, the jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality….       On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.   If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair?  … Continue reading Vampire Jokes