Month: December 2023

Tank Jokes

Why did the fish join the army? He wanted to be the tank commander.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tank Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank. Two fish in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive… Continue reading Tank Jokes

Wrapping Jokes

My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He's a boxer.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wrapping Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Some people thought my idea of replacing Christmas wrapping paper with Bubble Wrap was silly, but at least I made my presents known. I ordered some bubble wrap online just to see… Continue reading Wrapping Jokes

Dress Jokes

Got a job taking photos of salmona and tuna in dresses and shirts. Sounds odd but was really easy, like shooting fish in apparel.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dress Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to dress off the peg but now my neighbours bring their laundry in at night. My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift. Had to give up my… Continue reading Dress Jokes

Telescope Jokes

Wondered why I couldn't save any clips of the pulsar I was trying to find with my telescope, then I realised that video killed the radio star.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Telescope Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Came third in a Star Gazing competition with my telescope. I got a constellation prize. I heard having a telescope is really interesting. I’m going to look into it. Why is it… Continue reading Telescope Jokes

Honey Jokes

Saw someone in the queue at the supermarket with salmon and honey. Just the bear necessities.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Honey Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why do bees have sticky fur? They use honey combs. I love being covered in snot and honey. It’s the bees’ sneeze. Why did the ants dance on the honey jar lid?… Continue reading Honey Jokes