This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Honey Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why do bees have sticky fur? They use honey combs.
I love being covered in snot and honey. It’s the bees’ sneeze.
Why did the ants dance on the honey jar lid? It said twist to open.
What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.
Got stung by a bee recently. Charged me £30 for a jar of honey.
Does an allergy to honey bring you out in hives?
Saw someone in the queue at the supermarket with salmon and honey. Just the bear necessities.
My friend is in a competitive food making group. He makes honey, part of the bee team.
When Noah wanted to check how to make honey, he looked in the ark hives.
Do Bees keep their savings in a honey box?
If you like these honey jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.